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Utah fry sauce (also "fry sauce") is a mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup in a 2:1 ratio generally meant for dipping french fries and onion rings, although it can be put on hamburgers. It is attributed to the Utah-based fast-food chain Arctic Circle ca. 1948. However, it also resembles a simplified version of pre-existing Thousand Island dressing. According to Wikipedia, similar sauces are widely known elsewhere, including "mayoketchup" in Puerto Rico, "Burger Sauce," "Pink Sauce" (also "Salsa Rosada" in S. American countries), even "Cockteilsauce."
Provo drive-through loudspeaker: "Would you like _eye _oss with that, Sir?"
Out-of-town customer: "What?"
Loudspeaker: "Utah fry sauce, Sir? Or maybe you'd prefer ketchup? ... Or both?"
Out-of-town customer: "That's fine, thanks."
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This is when a male points his member at an unsuspecting person and they close the drive-thru window on it.
I asked for a McRib and all I got was an Utah Happy Meal
Abigail’s from Utah are typically very cute women who love ferrets and food. They act alright when they really are hurting so if you meet an Abigail form Utah please talk to her and love her. Abigails from Utah are also obsessed with foods like-Pudding,Fried chicken and pizza rolls
( dude)Have you heard of Abigail’s from Utah
(Dude) yeah their great.
Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.
Jeremy: I swear, nothing is going on with Taylor, we are still virgins.
Brian: Man, you know you've gone further than that, you must be playing by the Utah County Rules.
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A white privileged woman who appropriates black culture using a "blaccent" and style, claiming she's from the hood.
Lala braids her hair, wears a hat that says Compton, and says she's "hood" when really she's just Lauren from Utah.
"Butt Fuck Idaho" "Bum fuck Egypt"
Middle of fucking nowhere
Also the name of a band
Mormans is are from the Butt Fuck Utah state
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Utah Valley University (UVU) is an affordable and inclusive university in Utah County. The grass is always greener at UVU and offers incredible access to the best of Utah’s outdoors.
Have you seen Utah Valley University’s president at sporting events? She’s always on the sideline jumping up and down, shaking her pompoms, and cheering on the athletes by name.
I wanted to study at an inclusive and affordable university, so I came to UVU.