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Taking a break from most forms of communication to chill oneself out. Not using social networking sites, or constantly using their phone to call or text. Usually needed when someone becomes obsessed with the Internet and their phone.
"Mom, chill it with the Facebook status thing. You need a communication vacation.
Extremely large penis that you can only get a couple of times a year.
Summer can't come soon enough, I need some vacation dick.
A dick that you wouldn't want to necessarily marry, but it's a special treat maybe once every six months as opposed to a boyfriend dick.
Tammy said when we go to Jamaica she is going to find me a vacation dick.
"ayo i like hospital vacation"
"let me listen to it"
"this sounds like the taste of salt"
"shut the fuck up you loaf of glitter glue cheese"
When your woman goes on a trip with the girls and has lesbian sex.
I need a break from regular sex. Time for a girl vacation.
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the day and night (or two days and nights) before a family leaves for a generally long vacation (week to month)
The 'vacation rush' usually inclues parents in nasty or angry moods and sometimes even includes yelling, while the kids run around trying to get their bags packed
Some other symptoms could also include lack of clothing detergant... (Thus, the rushing to the store to buy detergant)
"I was rushing to get my bags packed, something I should've done way earlier than the night before the vacation."
"I was packing my bag when I realised that my favorite outfit still needed to get washed."
"Everyone in my family but me was stuck in the vacation rush-- I was smart enough to pack three days ago."
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1. A place of employement so soul sucking, that you feel a piece of you dying every time you go to work. Also, a place so cheap that despite cramming 900 people into office space designed for 200, they cannot even spring for two ply toilet paper in the 4 restrooms you all share.
2. An employer who has developed a constant new hire system whereas employee turnover is encouraged and the quality of employee grows ever more deginerate.
3. A company so poorly rated by current and former employees that they require managers and executives to post fake glorious reviews on message boards and web sites.
1. The judge said I'd have to go to vacations to go for violating my parole.
2. I have an interview for a job tomorrow. I read online it's great but am sure it's vacation to go'd, but I need the job.
3. Did you see on the news that factory in India got closed down for vacation to go'ing? A real sweatshop.
3. Sitting through that movie was like going into the 9th circle of vacations to go.
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