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Corona vaccine

The vaccine is made out of magical alien poop. Created by evil warlords. The vaccine is also a part of a giant conspiracy to eat all of the world's hotdogs.

Oh that's the Corona vaccine

by CasuallyDelightful October 27, 2021


Vaccine resistance

The news tells you that vaccine resistance is crumbling, or that mask resistance is crumbling, and of course they're going to do that to get more people to do what they want them to. What they won't tell anybody is that vaccine/mask resistance isn't dead or over for everyone.

As long as there are people that disagree with what they're told about vaccines and masks, there will be vaccine resistance. It might just end up being a few out of many, but that doesn't matter. Life is worth losing.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021


Vaccine resistance

Life being made difficult for the ones resisting vaccines might sway more and more people that were tentative about whether to get a vaccine or not, but it won't sway the ones who have already made their minds up.

Vaccine resistance is only vaccine resistance when it's no longer popular or easy to resist getting in line with someone else's agenda. Until then it's just a number of unvaccinated people.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021


vaccine virginity

When you havent taken any vaccines in your life or if you didnt take the covid vaccine

Jayshawn: ayo your vaccine virginity?
Me: hell yea gang ian neva that fauci vaccine
Jayshawn: on gang

by By da one and only jay gwappo September 21, 2021


Maxine The Vaccine

This is the definition of absolute goobario. Always picking his nose or watching anime in the corner.

Guy 1: Who's that goob in the corner picking his nose and watching anime

Guy 2: It must be Maxine The Vaccine

by Fire CHicke January 24, 2020


vaccination vacation

The act of driving a long distance to get the COVID vaccine, due to it being in too high of demand in one’s hometown.

I couldn’t get a vaccine appointment in Kansas City where I live, so I took a vaccination vacation and drove an hour and a half to Sedalia to get my COVID shot.

by Davidfreesefan23 March 22, 2021


No sex vaccine push

The one being used in South Africa to try and force guys to get vaccines. Are there really a lot of oversexed husbands and significant others that would be at such a loss if the sex ended that they couldn't go on, and had to get a vaccine? Taking a stand does have a cost, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth a small sacrifice of a relationship with no sex if a guy really is determined not to get a vaccine, and not to let anyone push him into a line, including a female. You either stand or fall in line with the others.

If you've had any time in your life that you were celibate as a guy, you can think back to that, and even if it wasn't easy, you know you'll make it through because you have before. There might even be some good to come out of it, you won't know if you panic and say yes honey, I'll do whatever you want, I'll get an estrogen shot for you, just please don't stop fucking me (you can keep emasculating and pussifying me until you get your way). You don't have to get fucked to live, it's a luxury, not a necessity/requirement. If you want a life, you have to fight for it, otherwise you will keep falling in any line and wearing any covering the government or any other serious looking and sounding person tells you to without questioning them. They have stopped short of saying people should don a suit for nuclear holocaust to go outside, since people would know that was a silly thing to do, or order someone else to do. The no sex vaccine push by females shouldn't deter a committed guy from not getting a vaccine, and some guys will hopefully want to get one even less after they hear a female say that.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021