Vietnamese

Vietnamese is either, a Language, or a Person.
The people, are obviously from Vietnam, being from the Tribal times. Another name for Vietnam is Yuènán 越南
Vietnam was conquered by the Chinese alot. Though they still managed to fight back, even if they lost a rebellion. They were invaded by the French btw. They did manage to win the first Indochinese War, but that still divided Vietnam by South 'n North. They fought, naming the controversial war the Americans have lost in, the Vietnamese War.
And for the Language, it is interesting. Vietnamese didn't use the Roman Alphabet Quốc Ngữ as it's Alphabetical System from before. It was changed by the French, made by the Portuguese. And I gotta say. Good job, Alexandre de Rhodes. Vietnamese is pretty complex. Just like Chinese, it includes some tones. Majority of the words derive from Chinese. Due to the Chinese dominating them for over the centuries, they used the characters from Chinese. Chữ Nôm
Don't get confused with Xin Chào. Beginners usually confuse it as a casual saying of "Hello". But it's not. It's used to ask for one's age as you say hello to them, it can be used to ask to say hello, or to say hello to a group. Some words like Có, Anh, or Chị are usually used. Beginners even confused "Bạn" with "You". Though, Bạn means "Friend". Though, to separate Languages and Ethnicities, they use "Tiếng" and "Người". This would be easier to know. As an example, "Tiếng Việt," the Language, and "Người Việt Nam," Vietnamese people.

im not giving you an example fuck you
okay fine ill put in the word
vietnamese
is that enough
fuck why cant i go over 1.5k characters
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vietnamese fly trap position

This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.

I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.

Vietnamese Switcheroo

The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and switch positions in said vehicle. Also known as a Chinese Fire Drill. Popular paraphrase amongst the old folks community.

Look at those crazy kids and their Vietnamese Switcheroos at every stoplight.

Vietnamese Chicken

A code name for meat made out of people. Derived from the hardcore stuff that happened in the Vietnam War.

Guy A "Fuck you. Wanna go?"
Guy B "Oh yeah? I'll beat you so bad you'll look like a piece of vietnamese chicken."

Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.

Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'

vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly

Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.

Vietnamese Horseradish

When you're fondling a Vietnamese man and, while still fondling, you reach your other arm around him and into his anus and stimulate his prostate to make him ejaculate. The ejaculation will go into a jar, which will be the "horseradish" to be used on a sandwich/burger, typically.

"I just gave this asian guy the Vietnamese Horseradish and it was pretty tasty."