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Tigs: I use Vineyard Vines shirts as cum rags
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When something becomes popular on social media, specifically, Vine. Pronounced "vinyl".
"Did you see Madonna fall on her ass at The Brit Awards? It's gone Vine-al"
When you carry a giant can of pepper spray with you wherever you go in case one of the cheer moms gets in your face and you need to remind her who’s boss.
That fat slobby cheer mom is over there is giving us the stink eye Steve but don’t worry I’m vines ready (lifts shirt to reveal giant can of pepper spray attached to his braided belt)
Getting ready to watch some naked bitches on vine
Guy one: ok guys talk to you later it's time for vine
Guy two: this nigga
A beautiful girl with an even more beautiful personality, even if your mad when hanging out with her for a short period of time you will become very happy!;) she has eyes like diamonds and a heart of gold, her soul is pure. She has the body of a greek godess but the heart of mother Mary, she is a burning fire as well as a cool breeze, she refreshes your day like a cold soda and brightens it like a cloudless sky. Shes the one and never think twice about letting her go.
Gosh Emily Vining makes me SO hot.
A beautiful man who has amassed 1000 hours on destiny and has a thing for the lady’s. If she is pretty enough she might receive $100 from him. He had his first kisses on New Years night with two skanks but it’s ok BECAUSE he said they have big tits.
I can’t tell if he’s a player or just a Ben Vining.
A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.
And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.
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