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Virtual Dipshit

A person who always has something to say about anything and always wrong ,

A piece of shit who can't even enjoy a good meme without having to ruin it with his bitch comments ,

A snitch who always report your shit . Mostly found on Facebook.

Jim: This meme is offensive! I'll report it to admins

Admin : shut the fuck up you virtual dipshit

by Djesse April 12, 2020


Virtual Unicorn

Someone online who is awesome in every way.

I'm a fucking virtual unicorn!

by Tiny Kittenz March 21, 2019


virtual activist

When your political activism begins and ends on the Internet.

I am a leading virtual activist because I comment on political things on Facebook.

by Lingomeister June 8, 2016


virtual babysitting

Supervising a child via FaceTime.

Denise felt comfortable stepping away briefly while her young daughter video chatted with an adult friend. If anything bad happened, Denise knew her friend would call 911. Virtual babysitting is the childcare of the future!

by bobo76 September 27, 2014


virtual vacuum

The emptiness felt when real experience is replaced by virtual experience.

Another day of phone and computer, without human touch or eye contact, and she felt an aching virtual vacuum.

by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020


Virtual Porn

3D-rendering of computer generated porn featuring young nude girls in a "toon" virtual realistic format, naked or having sex. Similar to Anime, virtual porn, aka V-Porn, 3D-rendered computer generated graphics depict sexual situations using 3D-rendered computer images of naked girls having sex.

I can't believe how lifelike virtual porn is compared to the real thing!

by Elisa-LTG August 10, 2008

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Virtual Hug

-Hugging from a distance because you don't wanna move

-You hate hugs but your friends don't.

-The person is one smelly kid.

Stinker: Ahh! I'm not gonna see you for a whole weekend! HUG ME!
You: Uh..I'm not a huggy person..VIRTUAL HUG!
Stinker: YAYY! ^^

LATER;

You: Thank fuck..U_U

by MOshi SHizumi December 22, 2008

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