Vitamin T

The truth, honesty, fact, nonfiction. The opposite of Vitamin L, which would be lying and deceit.

I think you need to take a big dose of Vitamin T and tell me where you really were, honey.

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vitamin s

sperm, man goo

Jana's throat was sore so Robby gave her a healthy dose of vitamin S to remedy the situation.

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Vitamin T

Any form of tobacco. Can be used in conversation around non-tobacco users to make it sound perfectly acceptable. Usually Vitamin T is taken with friends around chew o'clock or chew-thirty.

I got a fresh tin of Skoal and its about Chew O'clock, how about we go get some Vitamin T?

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Vitamin U

someone who the person deeply needs/wants

I'm in serious need of Vitamin U,Shaina.

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Vitamin P

Prozac aka Fluoxetine. An SSRI antidepressant with potentially dodgy side-effects (suicide and not actually being interested in sex). But it does the job so well.

Vitamin P aka Prozac aka Fluoxetine. Probably overused and with some odd side effects.

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Vitamin R

Red Stripe lager beer

A: What're you drinkin tonight bud?
B: Dat Vitamin R! That the shit!

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Vitamin I

Ibuprofen, a non opiate, non steroidal, anti-inflammatory drug

After the surgery they gave me a prescription for Vitamin I, but it was for a higher dose than is available over the counter.

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