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When a gentleman sticks his erection into a pale of ice water then quickly inserts aforementioned boner into the vagina or anus of the receiving partner.
Oh, bitch, you're about to feel that Polar Vortex
A total emptiness of mind. A state of extreme derp. Similar to writer's block, but can apply to anything.
1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today
Clearly the best Xbox player in the world.
“Maybe Vortex is just that good.”
Person 1: What’s a Cortex Vortex?
Person 2: God if I know.
When you're sucking a guy off from both ends, but doing it very poorly.
I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.
The merging of three or more shit storms form a fecal vortex.
This country is in a real fecal vortex politically.