Thought wad

a sudden burst and outpouring of ideas, thoughts, creativeness, or conversation topics, often followed by a severe lack thereof.

"Why'd you dump him?"

"He was boring. He blew his whole thought wad on our first date, then had nothing."

"Lame."

jerk wad

Any fabric or tissue used to collect and/or wipe off semen after masturbation.

"Eric! What happened to your curtains? They are all crusty!"

dick wad

An idiot who tries to act smart!

George Bush is such a dick wad.

dip wad

Stupid person.

You are such a dip wad.

ass wad

when you poop and your not done yet and you push and push to get it out so you can be done but it doesnt happen

my ass wad is killin me

wad it do

Is sland for "hey what's up?" or "What are you doing?" I have never used this slang however to ask "what did it do?" lol so anytime you wanna text your friend and say hi, simply say "wad it do?"

friend- "wad it do yo?"

friend2- "not much playa just chillen"

Wad wiper

a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone's jizz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been ejaculated.

My main job title is "maid" but I am merely a glorified wad wiper.