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Is the one thing you do not, under any circumstance do, on a guys night out. Should one or more of the guys at any point during the night suggest waiting around for one or more person of the opposite sex, the night ceases to be a glorious guys night out and will immediately become just another lame night out.
Just finished eating burgers and drinking beer, about to drink Whiskey and pick up random chicks, when a less manly groupmember gets a phone call from a girlfriend who is 'right around the corner'.
The group is now waiting for women.
Two hours later and her makeup is still not finished, the guys have sobered up and are flaccidly hanging on a streetcorner.
When you are in love with someone who barely thinks about you and will eventually forget about you. It is a reference to the Bret Easton Ellis novel The rules of attraction in which the character of Lauren is madly in love with Victor a boy she dated last year who is now in Europe. She is afraid to comtact him throughout the whole movie. The third act of the book he calls Lauren and it is revealed he was calling someone else and doesn't even remember Lauren.
Person 1: I just can't get him/her out of my mind.
Person 2: Dude it's never gonna happen. You're Waiting for Victor.
When you contemplate in the hallway if you should tell your parents you pissed the bed
I had to do the wait of shame when I pissed the bed last year
a meme on the internet from a game
"wait, that's illegal", said bob, seeing a car passing a red light
Typical expression used when you are surprised by something but you werent paying attention to the person who is telling you it.
Used also as “you cant be serious”
Marcel: I went to the shop, then I went to schiol, then I had lunch, then I banged your sister, then I...
You: Wait what?
Or
Nurse: you have been in a coma for six years
You: Oh I m looking forward to see my relatives
Nurse: They all died in a carcrash
You: There are so many things I want to d... Wait what?
The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.
"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"
When one is waiting for Godot, they are waiting for something. This something will never happen and this someone will never show up. Normally this person is hopeful and certain that this something will indeed happen and this someone will indeed show up, yet they are wrong.
This phrase comes from the play of the same title written by Samuel Beckett.
ESTARGON: Let's go.
VLADIMIR: We can't.
ESTRAGON: Why not?
VLADIMIR: We're waiting for Godot.