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The art of looking busy while avoiding any real work or contact with management. Employees practicing the shuffle are often seen straightening merchandise, walking displaced items back to their respective department, hiding in plain sight by roaming the store, or taking frequent bathroom breaks.
Man, I got the flu but this bitch manager won't let me go home. Guess I'll do the Wal Mart Shuffle for the rest of the shift.
The feeling of euphoria you experience when visiting any Wal-Mart in America. No matter how bad things in your life may be going, you immediately feel so much better when comparing yourself to all the losers in the store.
While picking up some bread, clothes, and a car battery at Wal-Mart, I think to myself, "I'm so depressed. My girlfriend just dumped me for my best friend and my company is laying me off as they downsize. My car also needs a new transmission, the roof on my house is leaking, and my computer got a virus that wiped out the hard drive. But you know what? I'm getting a Wal-Mart high now because at least I'm not that guy." (pointing to the 75 pound weasel-faced man with only three teeth in the beer aisle with an unwashed, thin comb-over, wearing a flannel shirt and smelling like BO, with his 500 pound wife sitting in a Rascal next to him wearing a flower-patterned moo moo, with equally unwashed hair, while they show completely no interest in controling their seven maniac children running all over the store)
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An expression of disdain exchanged in whispered tones when the type of toothless, obese, meth-addicted, inbred, poverty-stricken, trailer trash that normally shops at Wal-Mart is spotted in a higher-class establishment nearby.
"I was shopping at Target today and some mouth-breather was rummaging through the Garth Brooks CD's while her unwashed rug rats tore the store apart. I think Wal-Mart is leaking."
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Soiled baby diapers that have been rolled up and left in the Wal Mart parking lot.
Joe: "Fuck, I'm on parking lot duty tonight."
John: "Enjoy picking up all those Wal Mart Cakes."
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The crying, screaming baby/toddler you hear inside of EVERY Wal-Mart EVER.
I went shopping at Wal-Mart today & came across about a dozen of those damn Wal-Mart Kids.
The Wal Mart that has all the best movies, potato chips, kool-aid, Cheapest Alcohol and Sugar. One aisle just for food stamps, express aisle in case someone is running from the police and needed to stop there for a minute. Instead of Subway there is a roscoes chicken and waffles, and a currency exchange. There are usually 18 registers but only 3 cashiers working. The rest of the cashiers are giving you the look like "you better not get in my aisle". Then when you go through and pay they don't speak or say thank-you. In fact they roll their eyes and seem mad that you even came.
Hey make sure you put on your bullet proof vest before you go to the Ghetto Wal Mart to get the bread.
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When you wear your crappiest, hole filled, and stained clothing to Wal Mart so that you can blend into the environment.
Unless you want to recreate a scence from Deliverance, you better put on your Wal Mart camo!