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Male Walmart employees stick their cock into the hot ready to eat chicken. A gruesome reality for those who have previously enjoyed this warm food.
Customer (ryan): Excuse me, do you have any more Walmart Chicken?
Employee (lance): Don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart, I heard someone stuck their dick in one.
The act of placing random objects in other people's shopping carts.
Bobs: "How was shopping on Black Friday?"
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."
A defective piece of furniture probably purchased at Walmart (under a hundred dollars)
Im really on a budget, i should just buy a Walmart table. (Says Kat)
People who wear college-branded apparel (presumably bought from Walmart) despite never having attended there. Common among bandwagon fans of athletically successful colleges like USC or UT-Austin.
Bet you half those fans are Walmart alumni.
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That smile that is plastered upon the face of every Walmart employee that roams the building. If you work there, you smile or you get fired.
Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!
Jim: Did you see that guy's smile? It looked kinda creepy..
Dave: I used to work here, that's called the Walmart smile. You smile or you're fired.
Jim: Oh...
A fan of a university's sports team who never actually attended the university. Oftentimes said individual bought one of their t-shirts at Walmart and declared themself a fan.
"Did that guy even go to UNC?". "No of course not, he is a Walmart fan like 90% of their fans".
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game played by a group of friends at a Walmart Super center.
Said group must stay in the Walmart as long as you can living off things in Walmart untill you are kicked out or you just can't take it anymore and leave on your own on a "walk of shame". The last one inside is the winner.
I lasted for three days in the walmart survivor before I was kicked out for bathing in the bathroom....
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