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Crusty weave ass hoe
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
Person 1: I seen sharea at the store yesterday.
Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.
The term used to describe a parent's hair when their baby's projectile vomit has successfully coated mommy or daddy's hair and is now running down said parent's back.
It took nearly an hour to remove the stench of my heave weave, after the apple-prune baby food disagreed with little Timmy's stomach.
Road weave: a tangled mass of lost artificial hair on the street or gutter; resembling a dead animal
Origin: derivative of road kill
I knew I was in the ghetto when I saw road weave in the gutters.
(Noun). Hair extensions, commonly worn by African American women, fashioned in a manner that allows for hiding of articles such personal protection items and/or contraband. A practice and strategy ranging from efforts of concealing the possession of drugs and related contraband while smuggling or defeating security efforts as well concealing weapons for personal protection.
Authorities acting on a tip searched Keisha's hair upon return from prison furlough to discover Trojan Weave concealing a drug stash hidden within in her hair extensions.
After a one night stand when a lady has got many ropes of cum in her hair which subsequently has dried into dry chunky strips. This is the process of trying to tie these strips of dry cum riddled hair into a rudimentary plait or ponytail before doing the the walk of shame.
Emma: I can't believe how much that guy unloaded in my hair last night. I had to do some serious willow weaving before getting out of there.
Kate: You could have washed your hair after.
commenting back and forth on a facebook users status update, conversation style, and completely ignoring the included "chat" feature
My work has a strict no IM policy so i've been stat weaving on facebook instead.
A Weave Whack is when someone has in synthetic braids/weave and turns expectantly and whacks/whips you in the face with said weave/braids.
Me: Yeah and so thats when Keisha-
Person: HEY SHAUNA
Shauna: *Turns real fast and whacks in face with weave*
Me: Damn Shauna you just weave whacked me
Shauna: Haha my bad!