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n. one of many terms for marijuana.
"Man, that's really great weed."
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The act of being marijuaned as fuck. High.
"Yo Skeeter, that kush got me weeded as fuck!"
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In the service/restaurant industry, when you are behind on serving your tables, you are in the weeds or, less often used, weeded. It happens most often during high volume when the host stand forgets about proper rotation and seats three or more tables in your section at the same time, known as getting triple sat.
Hey, can you bring five waters, a Coke, three lemonades and an iced coffee to 213 for me? I still have to put in 212's appetizer order and 214 needs their salad and bar drinks.
Yeah, I got you. I can tell you're in the weeds. Can't believe they triple sat you again.
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this awesome plant that god gave us that gets you real fucked up and makes almost any situation a good time
yo how much for 1/4 oz of your finest buds?
yeah i am charging $80.00 for this hydro weed
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1. A gathering amongst friends/family/peers/
acquaintances to smoke marijauna.
2. A sesh
hey man, are you finna make it to the weeding?
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1. Marijuana.
2. Holy plant of the rastafarians, a plant containing the mind-altering chemical Tetrahydrocannabinol (I sure hope I spelled that right) or THC for short. This plant is pretty much the most commonly used illegal drug in the United States, probably because of it's availability and LACK OF SERIOUS NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS. In recent years, marijuana has been increasingly made into a scapegoat by politicians and media alike, by being depicted as a killer drug that turns your brain to mush, and causes you to shoot your friends and run over little girls on tricycles. This, my friends, is bullshit. Weed doesnt kill people. Fools who do not know how to handle their shit whilst blazed kill people. And to people that say that every person that smokes weed can't "face reality", and that weed ruined their lives, all I can say is that you didnt fuck up your life because you smoked weed. You were just a pussy to begin with, and weed only enhanced your pussyness by giving you an excuse to buy into the downward spiral that became your miserable life.
Weak-minded Fool: OMGFZZZ dont smoke teh weed one hit will give you mouth and lung and brain cancer1111
Non-Weak-Minded Person: Shut up dumbass
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A plant that when smoked (or consumed in other various ways) causes a euphoric state that difers depending on the weed smoked, the method it was smoked in, your tolerance, and your current mood. The only reasons weed is illegal is because you can make virtually anything out of hemp. But I say why make jeans that feel like shit out of pot, when you can smoke it! Weed is proven to be less dangerous than cigarettes and alcohol, or any other mind altering substance for that matter. With no proven deaths and no real consequences, weed is safer than fucking water.
I'm a recovering alcoholic and at six-months sober I got high for the first time before school... I aced a math test that day. In my freshan year (I still drank) I had 5 F's and a D, in my sophmore year (moved on to weed) I maintain a B+ average and a better home life. Right now the only thing dangerous about weed is if you get caught with it... unless your like me and have good friends in the pig-force.
~~420 EVERY DAY~~
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