Weed

A weed is a plant which is annoying because its so hard to get rid of.

Also the best thing to smoke.

Pronounced Like We'd / Wee-d.
Weed.

I smoke weed all night and day while getting rid of weeds in the garden.

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weed

The chronic, bud, weed. Use sparingly

I once smoked so much i forgot where i was.

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weed

Weed, is another word for marijuana. Specifically weed refers to lower quality leaves, stems, sticks and seeds, from the marijuana plant (or marijuana planet if you are high enough). The intoxicating effect of this herb comes from the thc content of the plant. the thc content in marijuana varies from 1-4% (if you have 4% call me)but weed generally has 1-2%. Weed is very popular because of its cheap price and decent intoxicating effect with little to no health risk. Weed is also my personal Jesus. GO WEED GO!

-Dude, lets throw some weed in the hookah and get high
-affirmative

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Weed

1: An undesirable plant in a garden, that can suffocate the plants you are trying to grow.

2: A desirable plant that can suffocate your dog if you make it smoke.

Weed... Lol

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weed

weed is great of all the drugs you could possibly do, weed is by far the safest. There are variations of the drug the main two being hash and weed.
you can buy weed in five's ten's benn's ounces etc etc

oi blud, come bunn dis fat zutte of weed wiv us innit

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weed

A form of cannabis usually smoked through a pipe, joint, or a bong. The effects of smoking weed can vary. Usually when i smoke, me and my friends go in my car and just chill in the parking lot of a grocery store and lay down. If i lay down and don't move, everything feels tingly and my head tingles and everything is nice and WARM. After we chill for a while we go to the nearest ci'ci's or chinese buffet and eat and eat some more. Usually while your high you will either be laughing alot or you will be unusually calm. Weed won't really make you stupid unless you do it everyday for a long time. I recommend smoking it only on fridays and saturdays.

John: come to my house man lets hit up this bowl.
Mike: what kind of weed do you have?
John: i just got some dro, you will be blown out of your mind.

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weed

The only reason why some of the definitions on this website are actually funny.

Guy 1: ROFL THE NUMBER 9 DEFINITION FOR LLAMA
( The bestest animal EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love llamas, they are soooooo cool )
IS SOOOOOO FUNNY.
Guy 2: "Yeah, if you smoke a pound of weed first, then maybe."

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