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ween crisis

(This is written by a woman)

A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.

Regional manager 1: Why is insert store location here doing so poorly this quarter?
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.

by crazyastrogirl May 13, 2024


Weening

Dogs sniffing each others corndogs

That dog is weening the other

by Vvvvvvvvvvbbnvienr June 16, 2022


Kay ween

A synonym for pimp

That guy is definitely a Kay ween

by Hasuj December 6, 2018


Hallo’s of Ween

The season of Jack-o-lanterns, costumes and Webs of Cob.

During the Hallo’s of Ween, I have many young children who get Cob Smacked by my Web of Cob at my house when they Stop by toTrick or Treat in their cute costumes.

by Horizonogre November 10, 2019


ween ween

A male object with a wittle nickname.

"Johnathon threw out his ween ween to get the succ" Betty sucked some good ween ween last night!"

by tanniebanana December 10, 2016


Licking Ween

The state of wetting the ween with your tongues

Sup bitch you down with licking ween

by Slongpancake October 16, 2018