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like a couch potato, some who is not just lazy but very obese.
Get off your lazy ass and loose a couple hundred pounds you whale potato!
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After he started smoking pot, he became a real whale potato.
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how to annoy some one when they ask something "important" and try offering a trade
"hey bro look at this"
"but whales are awesome"
When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.
My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.
the act of combining a mcdouble with a junior chicken at any mcdonalds restaurant
man that whale burger i ate last night was delicious, and it only costed 2.92$
A general expression to summarize all environmentalist aims. It is usually used mockingly, cynically, or sarcastically.
Person 1: I'm going to Mexico to help plant trees.
Person 2: (rolling eyes) Ya, Save the Whales.
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An expression indicating the lowest position possible. An extremely low point emotionally or in life circumstances. From the assumption that whale shit reaches the bottom of the deepest oceans, the lowest point on the earth.
"When I heard that my biatch had left me for Urkel I felt lower than whale shit."
"Dawg, you shunnah had called that judge a snatch-lick. You goin' down, cuz! You be lookin' up at whale shit!
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What "San Diego" means in German, according to renowned anchorman Ron Burgundy
"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina." Ron Burgundy
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