When In Doubt...Tits

When you don't know the answer to a question or command you reply with tits.

To end a conversation awkwardly.

Jack: "Hey John what time is it?"
John: "Uh..."
John: "Tits!"
Jack: "Haha When in doubt...Tits my friend!"

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when I'm on the mic

The phrase "when I'm on the mic" builds anticipation. Questions instantly arise. What happens when he actually obtains the mic? What will he do with the mic. Who is Mike?

Latin - 𝑰'𝒎 '𝒊𝒏 𝒄𝒖𝒎 𝒎𝒊𝒄'

@upgradeofficialmusic: "The message I was trying to convey was one of understanding and truth. The fact that some stories don't have endings or beginnings is highlighted in the repetition of it. It is infinite. When I'm on the mic."

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Hate it when that happens

Yeah, hate it when that happens. Don't you???!!!1

<two people talking about something (possibly computer related)>
Me: "Yeah, hate it when that happens!"
Them: "Just piss off, you dribbling spastic!"

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when the imposter is sus

*jerma smiling*
*loud music*
*lol*

''when the imposter is sus 😳''

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that awkward moment when

An introductory phrase commonly followed by a situation that is dubbed awkward.

That awkward moment when little kids talk trash online.

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When in doubt google it

This is when one person asks another a question and neither of the two people know the answer. Therefore the "smarter" of the two people may suggest using Google.

me: hey billy how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Billy: Idk, How many?

me: Idk either?

Billy: When in doubt google it

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