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widow licker

A person who goes to funerals to find girls or has sex/oral sex with widows.

That guy in the film Wedding Crashers is such as widow licker.

by Steffan Willis January 14, 2009

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Crypto Widow

A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow

Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!

by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021


restaurant widow

A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.

Does Faye have a husband, we've never seen him?
She's a restaurant widow.
Ah, that explains it.

by thiscouldberyan November 16, 2017


Harvest widow

To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.

“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”

by Farmerswife1021 November 5, 2018


widows comforter

What they called the dildo when it was first invented.

at home, her widows comforter awaits her.

by Kkrrp January 12, 2012


lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.

Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017


Tattoo widow

A person who is married to a tattoo artist

person 1: “My husband is a tattoo artist
Person 2: “oh so you’re a tattoo widow

by Anonymous2876 May 31, 2023