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widow licker

A person who goes to funerals to find girls or has sex/oral sex with widows.

That guy in the film Wedding Crashers is such as widow licker.

by Steffan Willis January 14, 2009

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widow hoe

A person who emotionally and sexually preys on a widower.

His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.

by Irish Angel 181210 April 27, 2022


Widow Maker

A large dab of more than one strain of butane hash oil (bho), rosin, ect, to be taken in a single hit.

The dude dropped a widow maker on the new omni nail.

by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee January 18, 2016


Brown Widow

A single, over sized turd, left unflushed in a toilet

Don't use the handicapped stall, someone left a brown widow in the bowl.

by CableMonkey August 28, 2018


Cadillac Widow

A girl whose man buys a new car (for example a Cadillac), and starts spending more time with his car than his girlfriend.

Girl #1: "Hey, what's up with Stacey lately? She seems kinda depressed?"
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "

by Nonononononononononononono April 26, 2015


Widow shopping

When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.

Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.

by Bearsfan314 January 13, 2018


wank widow

A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.

Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?

Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.

by I'm Pseudonym February 12, 2011