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A person who goes to funerals to find girls or has sex/oral sex with widows.
That guy in the film Wedding Crashers is such as widow licker.
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A woman whose use to smoking weed with her man, then they split. She now smokes alone. A smokers widow
She's a lonely smokers widow. Smoking alone, sad, and lonely
A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.
Does Faye have a husband, we've never seen him?
She's a restaurant widow.
Ah, that explains it.
To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.
“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”
What they called the dildo when it was first invented.
at home, her widows comforter awaits her.
A person who emotionally and sexually preys on a widower.
His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.
When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.
Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.