wife beater

form fitting white ribbed tank top worn by men; looks good on well-built fellas, pathetic on skinny fellas, and disgusting on fat beer bellied fellas

Brad Pitt looks damn good in a wife beater.

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Stepford Wife

1.) Used to describe a servile, compliant, submissive, spineless wife who happily does her husband's bidding and serves his every whim dutifully.

2.) Can also be used to describe a wife who is cookie-cutter & bland in appearance and behavior. Subscribes to a popular look and dares not deviate from that look.

This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004). In the story, men of this seemingly ideal town have replaced their wives with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.

1.) She's such a stepford wife, I've seen her greet her husband at the door after work with a beer and a kiss 4 days in a row!

2.) I just got back from the pta meeting, I've never seen so many stepford wives.

2b.) The SNL skit "Mom Jeans" features women dressed to earn the SW distinction.

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wife her

to marry or otherwise commit oneself to a girl

my boo's so hot imma wife her!

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starter wife

A man's first wife that (usually) marries out of love and helps him achieve wealth, power, etc., but is then promptly discarded upon reaching said goal for a younger more attractive woman. Can sometimes result in the starter wife getting half.

As soon as he made his first million, Donald left his starter wife for a young Slavic model named Melania, which cost him half.

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uni wife

Defined as a female who cooks and cleans for her male housemates or friends whilst at uni

Example : “my tings coming round later”

“Bro your tings a uni wife una, bare cooking and cleaning round the yard”

sugar wife

When you and your Sugar baby get on so well she becomes your Wife

What can I say Guys, she started out as some fun and a distraction from everyday life, but I love her so much and we have so much fun I have asked her to marry me, she will be my Sugar Wife and I am so happy

Stunt Wife

A Stand in wife (a great female friend) while your wife is out of town.

Will normally do things that your wife won't do, like listening to music up loud.

Hey what are you up to this weekend seeing the wife is out of town.

I've got the Stunt wife coming over one night and we are going to listen to "They Might Be Giants" up