The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.
Damn, the allelic frequency in that Wilbur population sure favors max thiccness.
To be fucking clear that Wilbur is an also a girl name.
Hi my name is Wilbur and I have a great butt 😙✋🏻
Someone that is trash at Valorant and has 1.4k in Aim Labs and still cant aim
Wilbur needs Keeps for that bald ass head of his
verb: to pilfer sugar packets or other free products from restaurants, coffee shops, etc. Named for multi-millionaire Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross .
I Wilbured these extra sugar packets from Starbuck's.
To skip all of the story in any video game
Guy 1: Hey, what did you think of the ending to the new assassins creed?
Guy 2: I didn't care. I was just Wilburing my way through