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Wilbur

The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.

Damn, the allelic frequency in that Wilbur population sure favors max thiccness.

by saucegodguap May 15, 2018


Wilbur

Wilbur is my servers mascot

Wilbur is really cool

by Wilburhasfallen April 21, 2021


Wilbur

To be fucking clear that Wilbur is an also a girl name.

Hi my name is Wilbur and I have a great butt 😙✋🏻

by Rom🥃 January 2, 2022


Wilbur

Someone that is trash at Valorant and has 1.4k in Aim Labs and still cant aim

Wilbur needs Keeps for that bald ass head of his

by 35we4t October 13, 2022


Wilbur

verb: to pilfer sugar packets or other free products from restaurants, coffee shops, etc. Named for multi-millionaire Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross .

I Wilbured these extra sugar packets from Starbuck's.

by Jlohm October 1, 2018


Wilburing

To skip all of the story in any video game

Guy 1: Hey, what did you think of the ending to the new assassins creed?
Guy 2: I didn't care. I was just Wilburing my way through

by SwigittySwoogity April 7, 2016


Wilburing

Blowing up something and acting erratic

Earlier Johnny was wilburing

by EphemeralCure June 27, 2021