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THE greatest guitarist ever of all time. Jimmy was born a mortal and turned into a god by using his Les Paul to create the most amazing sounds ever to be heard. He began in the Yardbirds, but is famous for being the lead guitarist in Led Zeppelin (which btw is the greatest band that has and will ever exist). He is extremely creative, for example his using a violin bow on his guitar. His unfathomable skills are greatly demonstrated in Dazed and Confused, Whole Lotta Love, Communication Breakdown, Heart Breaker, and of course, the biggest rock song ever heard by mankind, Stairway to Heaven. God Jimmy's live performances are unfathomably awesome as he improvises and gives solos up to at least 15 minutes (Check out The Song Remains The Same Live CD). Also, he is very sexy with his long and wavy 70's hair and really cute face.
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Those of you fuckhead asshole retards who think ur being cool by calling Jimmy Page (God of Rock), a faget who has screechy riffs and that eric clapton is better than him don't kno shit. Clearly you are on crack and are high and don't kno what the fuck ur talking about. You kno nothing whatsoever about rock and it's influences because if you did, you'd kno that Led Zeppelin was one, if not the, most influential bands ever and that they'd be nearly nothing without God Jimmy, who made Stairway to Heaven the greatest rock song with his solo voted best rock solo ever. So for those of u who kno more about Hanna Montana than rock, please, don't write Jimmy Page a bad definition because you have no life and think that u can criticize God Jimmy when u could never do a millionth of the things he did that changed the world. But for those of you who still insult him anyway, I suggest you shoot yourself in the head, put the bits and pieces of your small, demented brain back together, go buy a Led Zeppelin cd, listen to the greatness that is Jimmy Page, and worship him for all eternity and forever beg for his forgiveness.
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Some of you fucktard poser rock critics shouldn't listen to Jimmy Page's music for its awesomeness may be too intense for your worthless ears and may melt your head off.
Person 1: I listen to an hour of Jimmy Page's solos a day, he's fucking amazing
Person 2: Why would you do that? He's a faggot with screechy riffs and Eric Clapton is better than him.
Person 1 shoots Person 2 in the head, passerby cheer, then they all go worship Jimmy Page
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bullshit that should be ripped up into a million pieces
friend: are you okay?
me: page 250
friend: and?
me: leave me alone, please, (friends name), please
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someone who selects to rent or buy books by the smell of the pages.
Sally was at the library one day roaming the shelves. She would grab a hand full of books and smell the pages. She would only check out books that had the most pleasing smells to the pages so that she could smell them before going to bed. Sally was a class II page sniffer.
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A phrase or word you add into the first post on a page in a web forum.
This is done using the EDIT function which means it must be done within 10 minutes of posting. After 10minutes the forum won't let you edit anymore.
If you miss this window because you used the Quick Reply function and didn't notice that you got the top post, you are said to have been QRIMPED.
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This eventuallity falls firmly in the 'Shit Happens' category.
An 'Edit-less PageDance' is frowned upon as this is proof that you have 'post-counted' the previous page.
Post-counting is not kewl.
PageDances vary.
GILD does PANTSULA, a traditional dance in South Africa, with variations to fit the topic that's being discussed. John Childs offers a liquid poem to the glory of the hops and Kristine types the song she's listening to at the time in pink, her favourite colour.
The known record for continuous PageDances is thought to be seven but it is unclear.
The term originated in the Unicyclist Forums in the thread Most Replies.
Hey check out that awesome page dance GILD just did.
"PAGEDANCEPANTS"
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Yellow paged is the act of laying back to back with a partner and intimately interlocking bum cheeks and fart so it sounds like a phone book slapping shut. If 2 male partners are having a go then they can add the excitment of slapping balls together giving a book flapping noise to.
"Had are lad round last night and we yellow paged till our balls banged blue"
a hate page is a page to show a strong dislike towards someone such as calling her names and bringing them down.
"Dude, did you hear that name has a hate page!"
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