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The most badass closer ever. Closing out key games in the 2010 playoffs. Most notable for his terrorist looking black beard, and his humorous comments.
Brian Wilson Delivers. . . swing and a miss they giants have won the world series!!!!!!!!!!
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A whiny little bitch that used to play bass for Panic! at the Disco but was asked to leave because he's a complete douchebag.
At this point in time, both he AND his douchebag brother Blake are still beating the poor, dead horse; there is going to be an interview featuring Brent in the upcoming issue of Alternative Press.
Apparently, he and his brother are immature five year olds that don't know how to let things go. They occasionally send updates to random (and when I say "random" I mean all two of them) Brent-centered communities on LiveJournal, which are mostly populated by retarded twelve year olds.
Person A: Dude, did you hear what that ex-Panic! douchebag has been up to now?
Person B: Oh, you mean that pathetic Brent Wilson guy?
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A blonde middle aged man famous for two things: Lightning McQueen and his one hell of a nose!!
“Wow...” Said Owen Wilson as he contemplated his existence.
A potent concoction of Everclear, Hawaiian Punch mix, Diced Pineapple, Sprite and other unknown substances. When the creator first used his invention, the result was an entire sorority crawling on the ground. His brothers seized their golden opportunity created by the new substance and thus the slaying begun. Now "Wilson Water" is the #1 prescribed medication by street pharmacists to sexually frustrated men worldwide. Be careful, that much power can corrupt a man.
Susan: My ass hurts so bad!
John: What did you drink last night?
Susan: Couple cups of Wilson Water.
John: Bingo!
She is the most prettiest girl that you will ever meet she is smart and nice and will always be your friend but if you piss her off she will let you know but she will be nice to you because she is forgiving but she will deni that she is smart but you will know she is the smartest and awesome girl you will ever meet.
a fine piece of ass that i wouldnt mind doin over and over and over again
i wanna fuck torrie wilson again
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