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a portuguese muted red wine with about 20% vol. alc. gets better with time spent in the bottle.
ted: i like my port wine how i like my girls.
fred: ?
ted: i.e. sweet, red, muted and aged for twenty years
When one slaps a mans balls prior to him busting in your mouth.
“ I was sucking his dick last night and surprised him with a wine bag.”
“This chick was giving me head and right as I was bout to bust she wine bagged me”
The female version of 'Whiskey Dick'. It is when a woman drinks a lot of pinot and then complains so much, you no longer wanna fuck her. This definition was made famous by comedian Nimesh Patel.
She had a bad case of wine vagine, so I had to put her to bed and jerk off.
Suburban white girls version of beer goggles
ex. She drank so much she went home with the most mediocre guy at the club. She must've been wearing her wine glasses.
The red warm fluid flowing from someones skull after they attempt a stunt, pick a fight, try something they saw on the T.V./Internet or anything else they had no business trying in the first place. Most brewers of Idiot wine are skateboarders, novice motorbike riders, fans of Jackass, and Drunks
Dude, that squid on the Ninja was trying to pull off a high chair and totally just brewed a batch of Idiot Wine
A substance created when red bull is added to half a bottle of of Buckfast Wine to create a drink which gives the person consuming the drink a feeling of "absolute fleeing"
"Here mate what you running tonight mate?" (referring to alcohol)
"Just a cheeky turbo wine)
"You're wreck mate, what did you drink lastnight?"
"A turbo Wine"
"Aw no wonder"
Made by the inapropriate mixing of vodka. Can also mean paint stripper, meths strained through a loaf of bread, cheap alcohol.
Also Russian wine
Holy fuck. That tramp's got himself a bottle of Listerene, and it's barely even dark.
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