Wine Bagged

When one slaps a mans balls prior to him busting in your mouth.

“ I was sucking his dick last night and surprised him with a wine bag.”

“This chick was giving me head and right as I was bout to bust she wine bagged me”

electric wine

Wine laced with LSD

Casey didn't know the wine in his kitchen was really electric wine. Little did he know the surprise he was in for.

port wine

a portuguese muted red wine with about 20% vol. alc. gets better with time spent in the bottle.

ted: i like my port wine how i like my girls.
fred: ?
ted: i.e. sweet, red, muted and aged for twenty years

Wine glasses

Suburban white girls version of beer goggles

ex. She drank so much she went home with the most mediocre guy at the club. She must've been wearing her wine glasses.

Idiot Wine

The red warm fluid flowing from someones skull after they attempt a stunt, pick a fight, try something they saw on the T.V./Internet or anything else they had no business trying in the first place. Most brewers of Idiot wine are skateboarders, novice motorbike riders, fans of Jackass, and Drunks

Dude, that squid on the Ninja was trying to pull off a high chair and totally just brewed a batch of Idiot Wine

Turbo wine

A substance created when red bull is added to half a bottle of of Buckfast Wine to create a drink which gives the person consuming the drink a feeling of "absolute fleeing"

"Here mate what you running tonight mate?" (referring to alcohol)
"Just a cheeky turbo wine)

"You're wreck mate, what did you drink lastnight?"
"A turbo Wine"
"Aw no wonder"

communist wine

Made by the inapropriate mixing of vodka. Can also mean paint stripper, meths strained through a loaf of bread, cheap alcohol.

Also Russian wine

Holy fuck. That tramp's got himself a bottle of Listerene, and it's barely even dark.

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