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whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023


wooden chair

a wooden chair would often be compared to someone named avery.

katie: hey, you kinda look like a wooden chair!
avery: me?
katie: yeah u kinda do

by pop ouuu August 1, 2023


Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.

She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke

by Phantom1983 February 11, 2024


Wooden Pallet

When 100 guys surround a girl and pick her up with their erect dicks and carry her out of the room.

The boys and I did a sick wooden pallet with Vanessa last week!

by Trill Gang December 30, 2019


wooden girl

A girl you adore and love very much, but that love is unrequited and she does not feel the same. This definition stems from 2 songs called wooden girl: one by jonatan leandoer96 and one by pino placentile. Both songs describe women they loved that did not love them same way.

“I gave her all the kisses that I could, but it only seemed you were made of wood” lyrics to wooden girl by pino placentile
“He is afraid that the girl might not love him for what he is, instead for what he has.” - meaning of wooden girl by jonatan leandoer96 according to genius.com

by Asthmaurmom March 19, 2023


wooden carimo

wooden carimo is used to sepict someone being murdered in gang warefare and being put in their 'wooden carimo' is to be put in thier coffin

yo'betta watch yo' ass before i bust it with my pea shooter and u end up in yo' wooden carimo

by bootstrap bill dingaling turner May 4, 2005


wooden cock

a great invention made by Gabriel in the Slöjdsal

wow that's a cool wooden cock!

by YourNan28 February 13, 2017