can of worms

1. A complicated situation.

That would open up a whole can of worms!

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Worm Farm

The genitals and or asshole of a dirty, street walking prostitute, offering a smorgasbord of filth, disease and parasites from scabies, tape worms to STDs.

Despite the fact that they are nothing more than a worm farm, Carl still picks up prodtitutes on a regular basis.

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Nostril Worms

A Fleetwood Mac cover band gone terribly wrong. Once known to many local bars and clubs as a groove sensation, Nostril Worms has dug deep down in their heart, and shifted into the noisecore side of the New England underground D.I.Y scene. Nostril Worms has released many successful EPs (an upcoming album in the making currently) and has gained rapid success thanks to their buddy, bassist of A Moment Of Clarity, Kevin Landers. The band donates to the local charities at Loaves And Fishes: Community Organization to help the needy. The band consists of underage sex addict, Grim McBeatz on the skins, Dr. Poonslapper slappin' the thick strings, Choco Bear molesting the thin strings and front man Senor Pudding yelling the words. The band's lyrical theme has been known to revolve around the verbal abuse of a single individual, not to be named. After the release of their 2nd EP, titled "Nobody Messes With Sean", the band has announced that they will no longer target a single individual, but a wider range of people and themes. After the passing of their number 1 inspiration, Anal Cunt vocalist, Seth Putnam, the band has been left with the responsibility of continuing Seth's legacy in the budding New England noisecore scene.

Ray: hmmm Nostril Worms is a pretty loud band..
Harry: Shut the fuck up, Ray.

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Gummy Wormed

Getting your dick Sucked while it is flaccid

Dude I just gummy wormed last night

cannon of worms

A very complicated and troublesome situation that is highly likely to explode in your face.
i.e. a can of worms x 10.

Hey, that situation is a cannon of worms waiting to go off! If I was you I'd take cover.

dookie worm

The plug of dookie you pee out of your dick whole after you have hard anal sex.

I fucked her so hard in the ass last night it took me 10 minutes to pee out that dookie worm.

Riding the worm

When you agree with/don't disagree with someone, often during a long conversation in a work context, because you can't be arsed to argue with them.

"Man, I spent an hour on the phone to a client just riding the worm"