i would rock you

playing a game and to have sexual intercourse after. Non stop and very violently.

we should play checkers. i would rock you.

Why would you...huh?!

A statement made after someone has committed an act of such great stupidity and foolishness that the questioner is too gob-smacked to fully comprehend why someone would do such a thing. Akin to the terms wat, wut, and what, but used to infer complete and utter shock/anger.

(After Jim shot Tim's character in a video game for no apparent reason)

Tim: Why would you...huh?!

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i wish a motherfucker would

I wish you would motherfucka

Happy Monday also known as national Monday aka I wish a motherfucker would would try me bitch

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what would natnap do

What Would Natnap Do - A saying used by the melvins (urban dictionary: "the melvins") to decide whether an action is melv-worthy or not. Natnap is the definition of a true melvin, with a kind heart, pretty face, and great body. All of the melvins strive to be like natnap, since he knows exactly what to do in all situations and even when he makes a mistake, its known that he has his heart in the right place. He used to be evil, but his reformation has given hope to people internationally ever since he is not evil anymore. God at Video Games and Starbucks Barista Speedrunner - can make your PSL in under 15 seconds!

Hey man, what would natnap do? Don't rob that bank. It's not a good look.

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What Would Trump Do?

When you are faced with a bigly debt, exposed for adultery or sexual assault, or charged with corruption, collusion, or treason, embrace the mindset of the Liar-in-Chief or Commander in Cheat to get out of trouble.

To minimize the odds of being fined or jailed for your financial, political, or sexual crime, ask yourself the question, “What would Trump do?”

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I thought it would be funny

An excuse someone uses when they just did something wrong

Audra: Mrs. lady jr hit me

Mrs.Lady: Jr why did you do that

Jr: I thought it would be funny

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I wish a nigga would

Just as it says. Say it out loud slowly in a John Wayne (slow, southern white) accent to get the full effect.

Kid 1: Ms.Bitchy-bitch is gonna give us an F.
Kid 2: Man, i wish a nigga would..

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