to write a good song

masturbation from a female perspective.
to whip cream
to ruffle the fur
to shoot men
to save babies by keeping them with the lord, our saviour
to scratch some vinyl
to make art great again
to baptise la vulve

Excuse me, dear, for being late. I was really stressed and had to write a good song before driving to the meeting. Much clearer now. And relaxed. Where were we?"

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AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

shortened or expanded phonetic way of writing. Yah we use our brains more then we actually think when we type "our way".
any thing with the "oi" sound ex: boy becomes boi
"ph" words become f ex: phonetic - fonetic
words that en in en become 'n
any word that sounds like a letter uses that letter

ur- your/you are
yah yeah- yes
nah- no/know
maybeeh- maybe
meeh- me
no- know
r- are
dis- this/disrespect
dat- that
dae- they/day
mah- my
sekci sexE- sexy
sry- sorry
wlx- welcome
tnx- thank you
wha- what
pnoy- pinoy
pnay- pinay
pny- pinay
boi- boy
mztisa- mistissa
flip- filipino
chink- chinese
spic/k- spanish/latino
fone- phone
hea- here
ida no- i don't know
oic- oh i see
bby- baby
ma- mom/my

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crab toe writing

A term used by Jamaicans to describe terrible hand writing.

"you and your crab toe writing a one in di same.........crawny"

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Writing Poetry

Urinating in a toilet.

Origins:
Person A: Whenever I need to pee lately, the feeling doesnt start to build up gradually any more. One moment I don't need to pee, next moment I do.
Person B: That's really beautiful. You should write poetry.

"Where is (person)?"
"She is in the bathroom, writing poetry."

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writing on IM

writing on IM can consist of...
shortning of words so that the proccess of typing is shortened...because seriously some people dont want to read paragraphs when there IMing around 5 people at the same time!!

.........lol lmao lmfao jk wtf sn im aim omg omfg sXe hXc camfmofo ugh hey wassup wazzup haha lolz nvm nm w/e h/j b/j....i think you get the point...........

also some people like to make the words look cooler by substituting letters for numbers or other letters, sometimes repeating a letter
(so be carefull when reading so you dont miss read somthing and make a disaster happer because of it)

writing on IM....

1. 0mfg i jst g0t bak frum z0cc3r
(i find that kind annoying sometimes personally)

2. omfg i lost my HW and if my mom finds out im dead!

3. ii lost my diinosaur iin the iice cream OR rawr! iim a Diinosaur

4. person 1: hey wazzup person 2: nm u? person 1: same

5. ! l05t my n3w v!d30 g4m3 5y5t3m !n th3 p00l

ETC....

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Typer's writing syndrome

When you type so often that you begin to write out common typos that would occur when typing, such as switching a "t" for an "r" (because t and r are next to each other on the keyboard).

I was writing my essay by hand because my computer was broken when I wrote the word "proffesot" instead of professor. It was a classic example of my typer's writing syndrome.

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write me feelz

How are you though

Im having write me feelz

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