Wyoming Drunk

After consuming enough alcohol, in particular 2 Camo Ice 40s and half a bottle of Carstairs, entering a state where you are horny, violent, and crazy....

Allowing for feats of pure stupidity, few human beings have ever thought possible

Have you tried to light an aerosol can on fire in the middle of someone else's bathroom? Or been arrested for trying to go to Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning? Or covered an entire stairwell in vomit?

We just might want to recruit you to the elite of Wyoming Drunk!

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Wyoming Seminary

Wyoming Seminary- a prep school in Kingston, PA

One of the only two actual prep schools in the 570, along with Holy Cross

Breeds student-athletes, with the most college commits out of all other schools in the Wyoming Valley. Most students who go on from Sem will be extremely successful, as the true prep school education carries over into all walks of life.

Wrestling captures many titles every year, and the school’s baseball team comprises one of the most diverse, and overall talented groups on campus.

Sem excells in all areas- athleticism, academia, and overall stability, both mentally and physically.

The guys are studs, the girls are baddies.

“Hey doesn’t your boyfriend go to Wyoming Seminary?”

“Yea he does”
“That’s why he’s so HOT and SMART”

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University of Wyoming

Basically the place where no one wants to have to go school. The only way the school gets students is because it has some of the lowest tuition rates for a division I school in the nation, and if you sign your name on the bottom of the ACT you can be admitted. Located in Laramie, a shitty place even by wyoming standards. The wind never stops blowing across the desolate plains, and snow is fact of life for 7 months of the year. This place redefines lame. The student body is made up of hicks and cowboys from everywhere, most all of Wyoming's high school graduates, poor kids from the Colorado front range, and all other of the absolute weirdest low lifes imaginable. The athletic programs at the Univerisity of have a dismal record. Most good athletes leave after a year or two for better places. The only thing to do in Laramie is to get shit faced drunk or wish you are. Men here at the university have no shot at hot women because the 15 or so who attend the college come from rural areas. They have never seen a black man before, so the few dark skinned football and basketball players have a monopoly on them. The university of wyoming is a hopeless institution.

Dude your gonna go to the University of Wyoming?! Wow. you must have not had good enough grades for the local community college. Its way better of a place than U of Wyo.

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university of wyoming

random little school that actually exists

no pretention

the only four year college in Wyoming. seriously.

university of where?

university of wyoming....they have a school there?

As they said in Philly, "Oh- you're moving to the west coast?"

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Wyoming Waffle

A sexual term used to describe when you skew a hot waffle iron onto your girlfriend's vaginal opening, piss on it thus electrocuting her causing a massive orgasm. Defecating on her afterward is optional.

Guy 1: I totally Wyoming Waffle'd my girlfriend last night!

Guy 2: Awesome!

Guy 1: Too bad it killed her.

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Gillette, Wyoming

A nice place where you can actually see the stars at night. Almost everyone has or owned a gun before. A place which is pretty safe if compared to big cities. Has many jobs and welcoming friends. A place where you can make friends in a couple minutes.

Gillette, Wyoming is full of green.

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Wyoming, Ohio

Wyoming High School is where everyone knows everyone. These are all rich preppy faggots. All the kids think they’re “hot shit” and try to come across as “gangsta” or “hard asses.” Truth is they’re a bunch of two faced little pussies who talk shit and act like they own the whole fuckin town. Rumor is some kid from the Wyo talked shit about some dude from Mt. Healthy and found himself on his knees begging twelve black guys not to fuck him up. They left him crying on the ground and egged the shit outta his house. Typical Wyoming kid fuckin with the wrong people.

Anyway, pretty much all of the people that live in wyo are rich and snobby. They act all thug until they're in front of someone who counts, and then they're the rich nancy boys we all know they are that piss on themselves. Most of these little fucks come from wealthy, families, and if you don't, then you probably aren't very cool. There are cliques everywhere and you wont be allowed to join if you didn’t go to the same pre school as them.

These kids would be no one if it weren’t for they’re parent’s money. They take advantage of their parents and their parents just hand them money for being alive. All the kids play soccer and dress like each other. They wear that gay ass ralph Lauren and lacoste shit and you’ll always find them wearing they’re “classy” sperry topsiders.

Wyo till you Dyo little fuckers

Wyoming High School Wyoming, Ohio

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