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This great to use as you are writing somebody off for doing you wrong.
Dude, you had sex with my girlfriend, you stole twenty bucks out of my wallet, and smoked my last cig?
May the bridges you burn light your way asshole.
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A question asked to spot the kinky ones in a group.
Guy: How many do you like in your ear?
Girl: Usually 3 but I can do up to 5 after I’ve had a few drinks ;)
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The very first word your 5 year old cousin will say when he comes over to your house.
+ Mouth full.
You: *pulls out phone to do something*
Cousin: "you got games on your phone?"
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It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.
No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.
…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…
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something that is bittersweet.
getting a good half and a bad half to something.
John: So Tom did u get that English class you wanted?
Tom: Yea man. I love it. However the teacher is a total bitch!
John: Yea, well you can't have your cake and eat it too.
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