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What a guy asks you when hes horny
Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."
this nigga hurt. either about to walk away or hurt you severely.
person a: you a lame ass bitch
person b: you know what? fuck you.
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Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do
“Bro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” “You gotta be fucking my left nut”
When your friends Freon made a joke and you made it worse and used it in urban dictionary
Daimian I’m fucking the doom slayer
Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer
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The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
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When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.
Girl: "That's too crazy..."
Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"
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