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A response one would make to an annoying remark.
*guy says a dumb thing*
"Can you even?!?"
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what you say when "can you not" is not good enough for you.
Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.
Can you even ,are three nouns that people trying to be cool use when in the situation that you did something they cannot do or, they feel uncomfortable or, threatened ....👍
Hey ,watch me do this! Oh yeah well.... can you even
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a phrase used in the movie "Minority Report" by the precog, Agatha. She says this occasionally, and all you can think is, "Dude, whats up with her?"
Can you see???
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"do you want to get on?", is a term drug dealers ask to know want to buy drugs.
most times if a drug dealer has not seen you i a while or do not know you, they will ask, "can you get on?", first to see where your at and gauge your resonance so that now the cycle of drug addiction may continue)
junkie "man (friend) i haven't seen you in twenty years!"
drug dealer "hey, man, can you get on?"
junkie "i just walked past two dealers a minute ago, before i seen you!"
drug dealer "yeh, so do you want to get on?"
junkie "nah mate!, i'm clean!"
drug dealer "what's your phone number?"
junkie "yeh it's ** **** ****, what can you get?"
drug dealer "anything!"
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Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.
"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"
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