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Zach

An alien. He is a cunt, he tries to lure you in with his fingers. He is also possibly satan. ANd other hidden details

That boy Zach, he's thicc

by Pussy eater 202 April 17, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zach

a real asshole who probably is blonde and probably fucks 10 year olds from Discord 24/7

Mom, why is there a Zach in this chatroom

by GinaFromTheBlock December 11, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zach

A cocky boy who has no reason to be cocky, who believes every girl wants him when in reality no one wants him.

"Wow does that boy actually think he has a chance with me?"
"he must be a total zach to actually think that"

by moerad December 29, 2010

46๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


zach

Lying, cheating, sleazy total man whore with a tiny dick who plays every woman he comes into contact with. Watch out for zach. He will fool you into him being a total gentleman, but in reality zach is a mean, abusive asshole whole likes to beat his women. A zach is a total scumbag and user.

my ex boyfriend is such a zach

by Dayna Spohia February 16, 2015

18๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zach

An egotistical faggot high school junior who lies to girls, fails at preforming sexual acts, and refuses to date freshmen. Comes off as a big flirt, and only wants in girls' pants. He puffs his chest out when he walks to masturbate his ego even more, and wears the same hideous shorts every day. Often play unmanly sports like lacrosse instead of a more physical contact sport.

Although his taste for music is fantastic, do not let this or his looks lure you in. His personality portrays a whole different person once you get to know the real Zach.

Hi I'm Zach and I'm definitely better than anyone else is this building!

Hey I'm Zach. When I wear a sports jersey or any of my assorted Hollister shirts, I puff out my chest!

by stoptheloveitkillsme April 14, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zach

A piece of shit friend who will abandon you in a second, stares at girls like a dick, and hurts everyone around them.

Man Zach is looking at her ass again, what a Zach move

Stop looking at her, your pulling a Zach!

by WaffleMaster408 November 10, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zach

A Small white boy with rosey cheeks and a bubbly laugh. Picture a chipmunk, but take away the fur, and you have a Zach. Good served in butter with a side of home fries. Worth a good five dollars on the black market, except when served in nugget form.

Go into your back yard and shave a chipmunk and you will know what Zach looks like. No other example needed. chipmunk delicious cute

by TheVoice611 March 18, 2013

14๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž