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A Fitness Trainee, who worships the Gym as the Holy Temple of Growth, who Voluntarily Reracks all the weights & plates left over by someone else. The Holy Temple of Growth gives us Mortal Trainees Strength, Toughness, Health, and Muscles. It doesn't deserve to be Profaned with Messy Gear.
They couldn't help but do something about all those weights left around untidy, so they decided to take the role of Gym Cockroaches and voluntarily rerack them.
when you find a cockroach in the car and you throw it on the road and it spins helplessly on the road
wow, i just had a spinning cockroach moment
From the land of St. Benedicts an empress arises to befriend the vice Cockroach annoy every Batery. Empress roaches are very territorial they usually have 1 mate who they cheat on usually, they also are usually out in the wild accompanied by a (fake) friend who defines Batery as a gaybo. An Empress of Cockroach usually followed by a pushover called a sidekick cockroach.
vice cockroach: don't tell anyone my secret
Empress of Cockroach: sure (5 mins later) *tells everyone in front of best (*cough* fake *cough*) friend*
sidekick cockroach: she is the best friend here!
usually caused by being overweight. often exacerbated if the person already had a flat ass. the two asscheeks meet at the bottom to form almost a point. reminiscent of the bottom of cockroach's body.
"man that chick needs to do some squats or something before she gets full blown cockroach ass"
A bug that has no purpose but to barge into your room like a SWAT team
Hey do you see that huge cockroach over there?
Yeah i see it, let me grab my gun.
cockroachman A kind of people that will always exist somehow to get under your skin. They keep coming back the same as last time you took high roads or low blows. cockcroachesmay cause problems we find ourselves solving again and again which has no soltuion. It is a past you cant simply move on from, because like thanos said,"dread it,run from it, cockroachman never dies.
fuck cockroachman, he's motherfucking pissing me fuck im pissed to the tits! cockroaches!!