pity date

A date where you don't really like the person who you're with, but you didn't want to turn them down. You said yes out of pity.

The most popular guy in school saw how much she liked him and went on a pity date with her! She was so sad when she found out that was all it was.

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John-date

An undefined, somewhat exclusive relationship between two people. Neither party gives the other party a title of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" within the relationship. However, only the one person is dating with full intentions on ending the undefined relationship within six to seven months of dating to avoid serious commitment, the i-love-you phase or being tied down to an area because of a relationship.

Man #1: What happened to that chick you were seeing?

Man #2: Oh, that was nothing serious. I just John-dated her.

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Girl #1: We had been dating for about six months and then he moved away. I don't understand what happened, I thought things were getting serious.

Girl #2: Girl, he was John-dating you.

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spite date

a date accepted because one is angry at a third party (likely a former girlfriend or boyfriend) to prove you can do better

Jane went on a spite date to prove to John that she can do much better.

Notre Date

the awkward social interaction in which Notre Dame students are forced to choose between a serious, exclusive relationship or just casually skanking around (generally while hopped up on Keystone and Popov's).

Student 1: How has Notre Dating been going for you this year?
Student 2: I can't really remember, but one morning I woke up stuck to a condom wrapper in my math TA's loft. Thanks to that Notre Date I have a boyfriend now.

dorm date

When two college students (typically freshman) share a romantic evening within the confines of one of their 10 by 15 foot cells they call a dorm room. Dorm dates usually include at least a few of the following: drinking wine or cheap alcohol from plastic cups, bed-sitting, awkward conversation, an angry roommate who is exiled from his/her room not b/c of sex but for the possibility of sex, and friends gossiping how the dorm date is going.

Diana: Why are you cleaning the room and what are those scented candles for?

Jamie: Do you remember Chris from the frat party last weekend? Well he's coming over for a dorm date tonight so I'm gonna need you to leave for the next three-to-five hours.

e-dating

dating someone over the internet

person 1: "me and 'anon' have been e-dating for 8 months now!"
person 2: "that sounds kinda lame"

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Dating Coach

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".

"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"

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