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When spooning in bed naked and the woman sharts on the man’s junk and then proceeds to finish with the dutch oven
The night was a romantic night until she was searing the meat in the dutch oven.
The act of farting in an empty take out bag and handing the customer it after handing them their bag with food. Usually done with the crappiest of the rudest customers in the fast food service. Also known as the Dutch Oven On the Go.
Employee: Hi, Welcome to Yummy In Your Tummy, what can get for you.
Customer Yelling: Can i get a Cheeseburger with NO PICKLE!
Employee: *enters cheeseburger with no pickle*
Customer Yelling: I said a double cheeseburger with no pickle. NOT a cheeseburger
Employee: I apologize, I miss heard you but I'll fix that. Was that all for this order.
Customer Yelling: Do it right the first time and you wouldn't have to fix it!
Employee: I apologize for that, your total is $1.87 at the first window.
Employee: We need a Dutch Oven Drive-Thru for order 12-94.
Employee 2: *Picks up empty to go bag, opens bag. holds up to buttock and flatulates in bag, Hands to Yelling customer.*
Yelling Customer after driving off. Oh crap they gave me a Dutch Oven on the Go. I must've been their biggest jerk today.
When you have the one end of the bed tightly tucked, then fart under the covers, and then pull the covers over your bed partner until they are fully immersed in the stank and have become one with it.
I “ Cast-Iron Dutch-Oven -ed” Julia last night. She decided to press charges for domestic violence.
Some one that is uber hott , sexy as hell , or plain out damn fine
Tay Tay: Andrea you're dutch oven sexy
Andrea: you are tooo Tay Tay
Tay Tay: I love you SLUTface
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A dirty sex maneuver between two German mexican niggers, where one man opens up his Dutch Oven (His rectum), and the other inserts his Belgium Waffle batter (shit) and leaves it in the Dutch oven for approximately 10 minutes. Flip the waffle half way through and it will be ready when you insert a tooth pick in and it comes out clean. Remove it from the oven carefully with a spatula or a dick, lather it in piss-butter and feel free to top it off with some cum-syrup. Enjoy!
Son: What's for breakfast Dad???
Dad: We're making home made Dutch Oven Belgium waffle's in your dutch oven, bend over son.
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the act of two people putting the open parts of their sleeping bag together and then farting simultaneoulsy
double dutch oven cocoon is self-explanitory.
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When someone sends you a FaceTime request while in the bathroom and shows you their their porcelain masterpiece first-hand.
"Christian modern-day-dutch-ovened me last night and by the looks of it, he had corn for dinner."
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