fifth ward

now that everyone left it’s full of hoes.

fifth ward is a lame ass school

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November fifth

National Rat Day. Go slap all the rats in your life. Or slap them. Whatever you want.

Olivia: Hey it’s November fifth!!
Nylah: oh no please no!!!

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November Fifth

National Pop Rocks day. Everyone has to eat pop rocks at exactly 2:00 pm PST on November 5th. So the whole planet will sound like it’s popping.

Kyle 1: Hey Kyle
Kyle 2: What’s up Kyle?
Kyle 1: Do you have any extra Pop Rocks? There are none left at the store.
Kyle 2: No. Why?
Kyle 1: It’s National Pop Rocks day! Don’t you know?
Kyle 2: No what is it?
Kyle 1: Oh no it’s 1:30! I don’t have time to explain! Go search up “November fifth” on Urban Dictionary!
Kyle 2: ok bye?

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Plead the fifth

An over used term to remove 'house of cards' charaters from a scandal debate.

"im going to put that governer on trial!"
"His going to plead the fifth, and you'll look a fool"
Indictment

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fifth harmony

unnecessary, unprofessional, immature, and flops without the talented, shining camila cabello

fifth harmony has fallen

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Fifth Harmony

Annoying ass girl group, that will most likely be forgotten in a couple of years. They always repeat the same word in every fucking song. They have to have a rapper in their songs, or it will flop (most of their songs).

"Hey do you know that annoying ass song?"

"Let me guess, worth it by fifth harmony?"

"Ding ding!"

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fifth base

The absolute ultimate feminine honor --- a sign of trust and permissiveness that's actually even greater than her allowing you access "down there" --- namely, a chick's giving you a copy of the key to her house or apartment, so that you can just gleefully waltz right on in and "get it on hot 'n' heavy" with her anytime you desire.

Fifth base is actually kind of a "mixed blessings" spot to reach on da ol' playin'-field... yes, it is indeed a wonderful thing if a nice lady entrusts you with the "magical strip of brass", but like all situations like this, "with great power comes great responsibility"... you'll want to "guard that key with your life" --- securely tether it to a sturdy key-ring and/or chain, keep it hidden or locked up when you're at home, and never let it out of your sight when you're traveling... there are far too many less-than-honorable individuals out there who might wanna access said key for equally-less-than-honorable purposes!

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