If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.
“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”
Plausible lie, often used to prove a point, easily disproven
A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told