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A soulless human jumping from cock to cock in search of a partner to marry for money; similar to a gold digger but without the class and or self respect
“That hoe fucked the entire baseball team. What a cock hobbit”
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When you have hair on you feet like a hobbit from lord of a rings
Brian: Your feet look hair; you must have hobbit feet
Jake: No i don't
Brian: ok
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to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve
to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank
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When a person is sleeping, either shave your pubes or theirs, cum on their feet while they're sleeping, and then sprinkle on the hair, thus giving a "Hobbit-like" apperence
"Yeah, I was with this girl I didn't know last night and we hooked-up, we were drunk. Anyways, she passed out after we had sex, and I decided on "Giving a Hobbit" while she was sleeping, you should've seen the look on her face.
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this thing is a mixture of a troll and a hobbit and has some trouble with the ladies, and he makes fun of how his bestfriends look to make himself feel better about himself
man im gunna steal her from him,thinks theyre funny,damn troll hobbit
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a little person who is obsessed with hairy penis
shut up you cock hobbit (luke crocker)
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one of limited size who has a rather larger than normal attraction to sheep loving farmer girls.
1. she mings, only the horny hobbit would bang her!
2. aka Simon Wade
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