Keeper in AO

Hi, I play Keeper in an online game, called Anarchy Online. I can't kill anyone, because I watch porn while pvping. And if i finally loose i blame the AO servers for the lag, not my filesharing program downloading the newest hustler releases.

OMG, did you see I am a keeper in AO? I did not even have time to jerk off over that five minute Paris Hilton clip. my defenses were down already and those 5 people killed me. We need more tanking abilities!!

Aidan Keeper of Ducks

Aidan Keeper of Ducks a fucking legend the soundest guy you know be careful he's the bearer of the greatest name in the universe and owns ducks built for war. He is a god among men apart of the AXDXN super army.

Oh no its Aidan Keeper of Ducks in our presence we have to show obedience before he unleashes his ducks.

Gape Keeper

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ

A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.

The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.

My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"

GATE KEEPER

The pani tae’s that dont wanna send their shit unreleased🤡

“Sotia can i have that hiva ?”
RESPONSE: “Na toks hala sends cos im a GATE KEEPER”

Back Door Gate Keeper

A person or person's who stands guard of there back door but secretly wants to find a good fitting key.

it seemed it was a case of a 'back door gate keeper' when questioned about there sexual preferance

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Check Keeper

Absolute Chad who is nothing but a great friend and will always be someone to rely on.

“What an absolute Check Keeper”

french butter keeper

A french butter keeper is a term defined as the rectum of quadruple dwarf amputee former can-can dancer.

Every well appointed french kitchen has a french butter keeper propped in the corner.