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When, upon eating too much bad Chinese food, a shaolin-monk style battle breaks out in your digestive-track, resulting in an explosion of undigested pu pu platter into the toilet (often accompanied by a 'pow').
"Dude, pull over -- I gotta take a kung pao dumper."
"Don't go in there, sweetheart -- I just took a kung pao dumper."
(Verb) kung-poo-punching
Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.
This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.
Bob: Woah, last night i Kung Poo Punched my girlfriend so hard, that i got carried away and took her kidney as a trophey.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.
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Code phrase for a gentleman's club. Used by men to disguise the attempts of visiting a strip club in front of female listeners.
Jon: Hey Jason, what's popping Friday night?
Jason: I don't know yet. But Jackie is going to visit her parents this weekend. (glances over to girlfriend, Jackie, and smiles)
Jon: Aw, that sucks. Well since Jackie is going to be out of town, (glances over to Jackie, and smiles), do you want to go to a kung fu club Friday night?
Jason: Count me in! (glances over to Jackie and softly kisses her on the cheek)
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Kung-Fu Kazoo is a lifestyle. It represents those who are "Formal, but here to party".
Cristiano Ronaldo:
Hola Brad, you wanna play football all week and then party with a bunch of ladies on Saturday with tons of champagne?
Brad Pitt:
Hey, Cristiano is it? Nah I'm fine thanks... I'm gonna go spend some time with my family, work a little then go party. Kung-Fu Kazoo is my motto! K-FK all the way!
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Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.
onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.
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Virus from Wuhan Chinia, that it takes every roll of toilet paper availiable to fight against.
Due to Wuhan-Kung-Flu, stores are out of toilet paper across the country.
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A Kung-Fu master who talks about how great Kung-fu is, and how it is much better than any and all other martial arts, but, when you offer to do some full contact sparring with him, even with rules, and gear, and a neutral referee, he just CHICKENS OUT!
Jet Li says that Kung-Fu is the best, but, he refuses to fight Matt Hughes! What a Kung-Fu Chicken! MMA rules!
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