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a lake in south america, better defined as lake boobpoop
it smells like you vacationed in lake titicaca!!
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A talk show host who lost weight and has no taste in clothing or show titles.
look what ricki l;ake is wearing!
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A sickeningly rich beach town in central New Jersey. Characteristics include ridiculously expensive homes, loads of money, and a largely preppy lifestyle. Has some of the most exclusive houses and estates in New Jersey, all of which are priced at well over a million dollars and have either a poolhouse or guesthouse. Looks like a town out of a movie. Full of amazingly hot catholic girls. The only thing the elitists in Spring Lake are good at is keeping out the tourist scum bennies that come from north jersey and new york out by charging an arm and a leg for beach passes.
The uptight rich girls in Spring Lake won't put out, so we'll have to drive to Belmar to get some from the New Yorkers tonight.
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"Only in south lakes are you able to walk through the green subschool at any given time and smell alcohol, tobaco, atleast two different illegal narcotics AND all eight scents of axe trying to cover it up"
dude1:"sh!t my allergies are acting up i can't smell anything.."
dude2:"Yo just walk through green on your way to DriversED"
dude1:"..oohyeeaaahh"
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Lake Worth is a coastal city of 37,000 residents and 7 square miles, located in Palm Beach County, Florida. The Atlantic Ocean and the broad waters of the Lake Worth Lagoon form the city's east boundary and the beautiful fresh waters of Lake Osborne its’ west. Next door to Palm Beach, it is situated along the latitude making the northern most point of the subtropics. Lake Worth is truly the place “where the tropics begin” and the fun never ends.
Lake Worth is a dynamic, multi-cultural city with a strong social and environmental consciousness. People are drawn to the city by its independent character, acceptance of different cultures and lifestyles, many historic structures, hip downtown, and distinctive residential neighborhoods. The city has a rich history and is protective of its historic architectural fabric. Over 1,000 historic buildings contribute to the human scale and charm of the downtown and residential areas.
The City is the geographic and artistic center of Palm Beach County. The downtown is considered the artistic soul of Lake Worth with a historic theater and a museum, live music clubs, coffee houses, art galleries, antique malls, retail stores, and many restaurants.
Let's go to Lake Worth!
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The holy land for the End-timers, Lake City's most (in)famous religious group. Here in Lake City, we take pride in our Walmart, the bowling alley, and ever crowded Taco Bell. The latter of which is the feeding ground of many thriving teenagers who live there. Lake City is the "gateway" to Florida, referring to the fact that we're in between many major cities such as, Gainesville, Jacksonville, etc - all of which can be reached within 30 minutes to 2 hours. Lake City is full of diversity from your country folks (ahem, rednecks) to your musically challenged youth ("scene/punk/angry/insert stereotype here" kids). Whether your just passing through or permanently stuck here, you'll find absolutely nothing here. Other than that, it's just a plain 'ol qaint town.
"Lake City? Wasn't that mentioned in that ATT&T commercial?"
"Yeah! Where the bikini was made, apparently."
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a beautiful set of 'balancing' lakes built as part of the development of the new town of craigavon.usually referred to simply as the lakes.surrounded by acres of parkland.
main attractions include
1.fishing for dead fish and toilet seats
2.swimming in heavily polluted water thereby growing another arm as a result
3.drinking and graffitti under the numerous lovely bridges
4.for kids aged 5 and over,bricking passing trains
5.watching all the people that actually work and have jobs powerwalk to keep fit
6.watersports centre is out of bounds due to radioactive contamination
7.tannaghmore animal farm,and if you visit the park at night you can witness the antics of derrymacash youths who cant hold their drink
8.and finally,rushmere shopping centre is very close to hand,as is legahory which sells a wide selection of your favorite class A,B and C drugs.
enjoy!
man:"wana walk around craigavon lakes love?"
wife:"nah cos we might be ate by the zombie"
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