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martha stewart

A Jail wife/bitch that will keep the cell smelling spring-time fresh as well as looking warm and inviting.

By adding a simple wood veneer lampshade to the caged light, Martha was able to warmth and color to the cold gray concrete cell.

by andy March 18, 2004

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Martha Duque

Is perfect for a guy named Anthony. EXTREMELY hot body that she never shows off. She is also an extremely good dancer/ singer/ after. Loves sour things and the color purple. The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Honestly calling her beautiful is an insult, words cant describe what she really is. She is destine for success. She puts a smile in your face every time you need you. Plus she's a FREAKIN' baller WEEEEET!!!!!! all in all she's the best person you'll ever meet. If your lucky you'll meet her one day and see for yourself what I mean.

its hard to give an example of her because nothing in this world is perfect. Except her. She is Martha Duque

by just another random person April 3, 2013

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Martha's Vineyard

Martha's Vineyar is an island,
the island, where everything goes down
the island where bk, max, baby mama kim, baby mama pheobe, baby mama daphne, and papa t all had crazy gig sex

Ramona: wait, are you talking about Martha's Vineyard?
EmmaF: N/A
EmmaL: Ya, where everyone except bk talked to kim about astronomy

by bk October 4, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Martha's Vineyard

A very nice little island off the coast of Massachusetts. Its residents believe that the summer tourists, most of which are quite wealthy and have multimillion-dollar homes there, are stupid and snoobish. Unfortunately, this is not true, as the all year inhabitants are drug abusers and alcoholics.

The Island is well known to be the summer homes of the wealthy and quite a few celebrities, including the Clintons and Actor/Director Spike Lee.

I can't wait to get down to the Vineyard and rub money in those people's faces.

If you don't have a summer home on Martha's Vineyard, you are either a pauper living there or a pauper anywhere else.

"I love to laugh in the faces of the year-round residents who clean my home. I believe I'll go out on the yacht... you, Vineyarder, make yourself useful and bring the cask of Sherry!"

by ScottPwn0r October 24, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Martha's Vineyard

The black Nantucket

Rich white friend: Hey, where are you going over the summer?
Rich black friend: My family and I are going to Martha's Vineyard
Rich white friend: What's that??
Rich black friend: It's the black Nantucket you son of a bitch.

by thegirlwithsixchins December 4, 2017

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martha mendoza

The most amazing woman in the world. A woman that is: beautiful, down to Earth, honest, humble, open-minded, sympathetic, loving, faithful, and caring. A woman with a bright future and can achieve anything she puts her mind to. Wife material and mom material. A great two sport student athlete and could dominate any other sport if she decided to play it. A woman who means it when she says she loves you. Dillon's other half. Ms. Kitty. A kid at heart. A goofy woman who speaks in funny voices. A b-e-a-utiful woman. A pretty, pretty princess.

Im the luckiest man in the world because of Martha Mendoza

by Dillon B. January 22, 2014

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Martha Stewart

To fix or make better than previously was.

I'm gonna Martha Stewart your twat! It's a good thing!

by Raine June 8, 2004

79๐Ÿ‘ 679๐Ÿ‘Ž