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A mean little piss ant! Solitary,looks innocent till ya get close then it'll bite yer friggin head off so don't get to close they're just waitin' ta getcha!
And especially if ya piss 'em off you better hope you can run fast!!!^^
Innocent Person(kinda):Sarah Madson is a stupid panda!*Looks At Sarah Points And laughs!
Sarah(Panda):*glares and runs at the kinda innocent person*
Innocent Person(Kinda):Oh shit...
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We each ate a few pandas and wandered around all night, trying to figure out the meaning of life, but mainly just apologizing for cutting each other off too much.
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A useless, meaningless, sexless person who does nothing except eat and sleep, much like that of the animal, the Great Panda.
I went on a date with a really cute guy. But when I saw that he didn't have a job, eat more than I did, and wasn't interested in any of my sexual advances, I knew he was a panda.
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a black male that prefers white females.
The equivalent of a 'snow bunny'
That guy only dates white girls, he's a panda
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When a male receives head from either sex finding the right safe moment (when you can be sure no teeth are involved) to issue two black eyes with a swift but effective double fist making the cock sucker look like a panda
I was getting a gobble from Audrey last night and the moment caught me so I gave her a panda! BOOM
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A rung on the bear girl rating system.
A panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, but mostly on a physical level. A panda bear can very well be an awesome person, but this fact is not necessary for panda-bear-ism.
The term "panda bear" itself can also apply to a situation in which a guy is crushing or picking up a panda bear.
"Dude, major panda bear, 3oclock"
"Hey Josh, are you panda bearing?"
"RICK PANDA RICK PANDA" (This is used to make things awkward for the guy, considering the girl doesn't know what it means, having a friend repeat those random words to Rick puts the pressure on)
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"Hey, go call Panda and Charlie. I want to ask them something"
"Hey, did you call Panda yet?"
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