shank's pony

if you do not have any form of vehicle.. you are simply shank's pony.. i.e walking on your tod; or just walking

"shank's pony" walking on your tod; or just walking

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bologne pony

euphimism for penis. used with the adj. ride or chew.

oaoww yeah...ride the bologne pony baby

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chill pony

Just chill the fuck out.

A-How could you sleep with my bitch?
J-"Chill Pony"

Fluffy Pony

Fluffy Ponys are a fictional species of animals, similar to My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic ponies. They are commonly portrayed as being around the size of a bunny rabbit and are known for being very cute, and very stupid.

They are bred for maximum cuteness, and have the ability to talk, however, due to being bred for cuteness they have functional skills equivalent to a toddler.

Commonly stories about them are posted on 4chan's /mlp/ board. Stories range from protagonists beating and abusing fluffy ponies, or having cutesy experiences with them. They also love spaghetti and hugs.

There is also a lot of fan art of them.

All of this and more can be found on the My Little Pony fan art wikipedia page.

Just Google "Fluffy Pony"

"I love Fluffy Ponies"

"I wish I had a pet Fluffy Pony"

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pony up

Pay up; pay the two dollars.

We've been drinking for two days. Now it's time for you to pony up your share.

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pink pony

noun. Slang for the penis

verb, transitive. To have intercourse with, to fuck, etc.

n. "Ridin' the pink pony" or "That dude definitely gobbles the pink pony."

v.t. "I'm definitely gonna pink pony that bitch."

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shit pony

Comes from Ireland in the early 1700's, when the locals would deposit there shit onto the pony.

ed: i need to do a dump
bill: a word dump?
ed: no a regular dump!
bill: well here comes the shit pony!

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