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A faster, more exciting and more acessable code of rugby. Very popular in the North of England and Australia.
Wigan Warriors are a rugby league club
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A Fast paced and violent sport, were big strong men tackle aggressivly to gain the ball. More violent than the actors in wrestling, the game contains bigger and stronger men, such as Andy Farrel (Wigan Warriors) Who sustained injuries agains a team who dug his face into the ground and caused a broken nose, after which Andy was told to stop playing but carried on and won the match with a blood-covered face.
Man 1. Did you watch Rugby League the other day?
Man 2. Yeah, Andy Farrell broke his nose and carried on playing.
Man 1. What a guy.
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An eighty minute montage of stacks on.
Guy 1: STACKS ON!!
Guy 2: Hey, I've got no plans this afternoon, why don't we make it a game of rugby union?
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Usually attractive and blonde 'alpha-female' as preferred by males who believe themselves to be alpha, because they play rugby and have large thighs. Rugby wives are disliked by women for various reasons, namely the smug I've-just-been-shagged-by-18st-of-testosterone-fuelled-manhunk glow they eminate.
Rugby wives are hugely generic - characterised by an interest in the country and premium 4x4's, no real talent or careers, spending, looking smug, blonde and petite, having spoilt children, sharp hair, smart fashion and somehow snagging and shagging huge, probably well-hung, ruggers (bitches!), which they don't at all appreciate and treat badly (causing the rugger to cheat on them).
They don't necessarily have to be a wife, it's girlfriends too. And the player doesn't have to be pro either.
Lisa Carling, Amanda Robinson, Kate Vickery and Alice Dallaglio are all the atypical 'cloned' rugby wife. Probably Jason Leonard's wife too. Google their pics, they all look the same......
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The greatest game of all.
Initially formed as a breakaway from Rugby Union in the early 20th century as a way for players to be paid instead of the governing body pocketing all the profits, Rugby League has long since surpassed it's inferior cousin in all aspects.
A working class game of 13 men a side, there is no tougher sport on the planet. The men who play Rugby League are the true Gladiators of the 20th and 21st centuries.
An 80 minute game that is generally completed, with stoppages, in under 100 minutes, Rugby League is a test of skill, fitness, co-ordination and strength that no other game can match.
Imagine American Football played without the padding or the incessant stoppages and you get some idea of the pace and toughness of Rugby League.
Watch it and you WILL love it.
The only way to improve Rugby Union is to change it to Rugby League.
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When a man's face looks like he has been playing rugby all his life e.g. Bill Beaumont, cauliflower ears ect. But it is actually the product of too many pub brawls and their face is fucked up like a rugby player.
That guy over there with his barbour jacket on, looks like he's been completely rugby fucked.
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Rugby League is a simple game played by simple people.
Rugby Union is a game played by tw*ts.
Rugby League is easy to follow. Rugby Onion isn't.
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