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I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
*Slams pizza on the counter*
Pizza Time
Guy 1: What time is it?
Spider-Man: Pizza Time
While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.
Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
when your having sexual intercourse with a man or women and pull out and cum in your hand and throw it at there face
bro i just gave jenny a reggie spider man
(Noun) kid who only has one story and keeps telling it over and over.
Every time I hang out with Todd he tells the same exact story about how his dad was roommates with John Smoltz.
Spider-Man franchise
Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.
The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.