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A boy who cums too fast and walks too slow.
Gay boy: Ayy wanna blowie?
Straight boy: Naa bro I'm straight sorry mate... *walks away slowly*
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A sub-genre of shotacon hentai that depicts young boys (usually under 15 years old) paired with women (who are typically as young as the boy or older).
Many shotacon works have homosexual themes, so the term "straight shota(con)" is used to differentiate from that.
Negima! is an anime/manga series with straight shotacon themes.
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When you say or do something gay or something not heterosexual/straight, you 'lose your straight card'
Person 1: "Dude, David Tennant is handsome as hell."
Person 2: "You just lost your straight card, man."
A heterosexual person with genital preferences
Guy1: Dude are you Super straight?
Guy2: Nah bro I'm Giga straight
A phrase used to make a point proven or something shown in a clear way
"those socks are yellow"
"Dam straight"
A straight guy that comes off gay even though he is straight.
1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.
Spicy straight is term a girl would use when they are straight but think some girls are pretty. They think some girls are pretty but they would never kiss one or sleep with one. Please don’t use spicy straight is invalidates bi people and lesbians.
Girl 1: What’s your sexuality
Girl 2: I’m spicy straight
Girl 1: Ah, good job invalidating lesbians and bi people!
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